CongoCoupCarnage | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2152

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Farms Harvested:	679
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8003
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	414353	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5096
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	1627
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	183
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Farms Harvested:	115

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2733
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

Players:	92/300	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7