ConfusedByPopularThings – Minecraft SMP

ConfusedByPopularThings – Minecraft SMP

Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with breathing oxygen? Like, come on, it’s so overrated. That’s why you need to join our Minecraft SMP where we only breathe in diamond dust for that extra sparkle in our lungs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted feather hat that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious creepers who just want to boogie down in peace. Join us and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive confetti blasts.

So why waste your time breathing boring old oxygen when you could be living your best Minecraft life on our wacky and wild server? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Mines Excavated: 4476 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MineDemocraft

    MineDemocraft
    lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Emeralds Found: 5123
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ufohook

    ufohook

    UFOHOOK is a Factions PVP server that actually focuses on quality of gaming. Our server is not on shared hosting, it’s hosted on a powerful dedicated server in order to remove any lag problems. UFOHOOK has traditional factions and a balanced shop where you won’t be able to buy overpowered items. We have many warps that you can explore. Some of the players favorites are kitpvp, 1v1, and lava survival! We host many games that aren’t plugin dependent. Many people will find that since admins host them, they are more enjoyable and unique. There are tons of bases to raid and players to team up with! PvP is common on UFOHOOK in the warzone and in pvp arena, if you don’t want to pvp then just build some stuff with your friends!

    Voting is a really important part of the server. Voting gives users items for free, but that isn’t really the meaning of it. Voting also boosts our server’s post on various websites. The higher we get on those pages, more users we will have.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • JustStorm Minecraft server

    JustStorm Minecraft server

    Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

    server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

    Features of our server:

    – keeping vanilla survival on the server

    – minecraft chat synchronization with discord

    – voice chat

    – online server map

    – active and understanding administration

    – unique styling of the tab chat and other things

    We invite you to take part in our project!

    To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

    Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Java Version 1.21.1
    Description Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
    Server Info
    • 5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures
    • The border very slowly shrinks
    • People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team.
    • Nether and End banned
    • 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team
    • Teams will be picked by team captains
    Discord https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
    Can I invite my friends to join my team? Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
    What happens if I run out of lives? If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

    Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Enchantments Applied: 293 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

    The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

    NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

    Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5291 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PediQueenCraft

    PediQueenCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Divine Spears Created: 21

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyBrexitTrading

    BlockyBrexitTrading
    so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Green Orgasm Glow

    Green Orgasm Glow
    come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

    if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

    so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Magic Items Found: 5990

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Primordial Black Hole Detectives

    Primordial Black Hole Detectives
    lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
    Falling into the Void: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 174 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CristLand

    CristLand

    Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3378 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 182
    Villages Defended: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Void Gems Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome
    Overview

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    FAQ

    Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

    No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

    Is joining the Discord required?

    Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

    What kind of events do you host?

    Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

    What are some of the plugins you use?

    • Dynmap
    • SimpleVC
    • SetHome
    • Deadchest
    • CombatLog
    • Brewery
    • Others

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

    Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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