Confused Minecraft SMP Player | New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3924
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Divine Spears Created:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Votes:	4063	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchantments Applied:	247
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Buildings Constructed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	468288
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	144	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

GirlLuvrMC SMP

GirlLuvrMC, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	255	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a giant chicken boss, it was insane!

And let me tell you, the girls on this server are total babes. They build the most gorgeous houses and have the best fashion sense. Like, who knew you could look so cute in pixelated armor? Plus, they’re all super funny and always down for a good time. You won’t be able to resist their charm, trust me.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the blocks are plentiful and the laughter never stops. You won’t regret it, I promise!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20