Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Crops Grown:	7719	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5663

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	849794	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magic Items Found:	7258
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	285	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Emeralds Found:	2412
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4535	Towns Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	3648	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Mines Excavated:	1997
Towns Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crops Grown:	8175

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	57	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crops Grown:	2403

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8362
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!