ConeThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Items Found:	6625	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Zombie Dances:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Emeralds Found:	5256	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchantments Applied:	60

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	7763
Divine Spears Created:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2937	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6373	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2250	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7671
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	899257
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Votes:	3086
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2