ConcussedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7897	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how sometimes u hit ur head and u think ur fine but then u start acting all weird and stuff? well, this server is like that but in a fun way! join us and experience the wacky world of minecraft with a twist!

we got crazy builds that will make ur head spin, literally! like, one time someone built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots u out into space. it’s wild, man!

and the players on this server are like no other. they’re all a little loopy in the best way possible. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. one time, someone dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone. it was hilarious!

so if u wanna have a blast and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way, come join us on this server. it’s a concussion-inducing good time!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	2349	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Divine Spears Created:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4050

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	2554
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	306438	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	1775
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.