Are you tired of being stuck in boring old Minecraft worlds with nothing but basic blocks and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only language spoken is CHINESE! That’s right, every block, every mob, even the sun in the sky speaks Chinese!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of dim sum? Done. How about building a house out of panda fur? Easy peasy. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground noodle mines…

So what are you waiting for? Join our Chinese-speaking Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have “ni hao” stuck in your head for the rest of eternity!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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