ConcertCryerCraft

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So, last night, I was playing on this epic Minecraft server and this player kept invading my personal space. They were building right on top of me, stealing my resources, and just being an all-around nuisance. I tried to be polite and asked them to stop, but they just kept on going.

Finally, I had enough and I said, “Hey, can I buy you a virtual beer if you stop invading my virtual space?” Well, let me tell you, they did not take it well. They started crying and their Minecraft boyfriend got involved, saying I made them cry. Like, seriously? I just wanted to build in peace without someone breathing down my neck.

But hey, if you want to join this server and deal with crybaby players who can’t handle a little friendly request to stop invading your space, then come on over! It’s a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and hopefully some actual fun Minecraft gameplay. So, are you ready to dive into this virtual world of chaos?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Zombie Dances:	8	Ores Mined:	2775

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, courage, emotional health, empowerment, growth, healing, inner strength, LEAVING, letting go, Liberation, Minecraft, moving on, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, smp, strength, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship, ToxicExGirlfriend

So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Villages Defended:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	198	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

brownie baking, chew loudly, ChewCraftersAnonymous, chewing etiquette, chewing trigger, communication breakdown, eating noises, Friendship Dynamics, friendship sacrifice, loud chewing, mental health, misophonia, misophonia struggles, noise sensitivity, open mouth chewing, personal boundaries, respecting triggers, self-care, social boundaries, social interactions, trigger sounds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	95
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockPartyJoy

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Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Love Letters Sent:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	775	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7170
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

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Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Connect with the community through Discord
Active community & staff	Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
No /tpa, /home, etc.	Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
Enforced Rules	Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

How to Join

You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

The server is for players aged 16 and above.

3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

5. Is the server free from lag?

Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Potions Brewed:	175
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Zelda’s Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Zelda to get her act together and be the hero we all know she can be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Zelda has finally found her calling as a master builder! Join us and help her create epic castles, dungeons, and maybe even rescue a few princesses along the way (sorry Mario, you’re on your own this time). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Zelda what she’s been missing out on all these years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2966
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.