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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5687 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
We promise a Hozier concert every night in our virtual world, where you can rock out to “Take Me to Church” without anyone expressing worry. Plus, we have a special feature where you can book off work for in-game events, so you never have to miss out on the fun.
Join us and show everyone that you’re not the asshole for wanting to live life on your own terms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual husband who supports your solo adventures!