Conan’s SMP Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Potions Brewed:	122
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Animals Bred:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Divine Spears Created:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	695

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Potions Brewed:	159	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7786	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	129	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4439	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	275459	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

GirlLuvrMC SMP

GirlLuvrMC, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a giant chicken boss, it was insane!

And let me tell you, the girls on this server are total babes. They build the most gorgeous houses and have the best fashion sense. Like, who knew you could look so cute in pixelated armor? Plus, they’re all super funny and always down for a good time. You won’t be able to resist their charm, trust me.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the blocks are plentiful and the laughter never stops. You won’t regret it, I promise!

PixelPeekers Server

complimenting nudes, consent in sexting, digital communication, digital intimacy, etiquette for receiving nudes, how to reply to nudes, navigating sexting, online boundaries, online dating advice, Online dating etiquette, online etiquette, online flirting, PixelPeekers, receiving explicit photos, receiving intimate photos, respectful communication, responding to nude photos, Server, sexting etiquette, sexting tips, social media etiquette, thank you for nudes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only responds to compliments about his shiny scales!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving community of players who love to share their nudes…of their pixelated Minecraft skins, of course! So come on in, say thank you for the nudes, and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. See you in the game!

Players:	93/500	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	587	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mines Excavated:	4471