Conan’s SMP Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1717	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4818	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crops Grown:	7445
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3927
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	192
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Votes:	1124	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4087	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Gods Slained:	1