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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8413 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3351 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s our resident expert on all things Minecraft and he’s not afraid to shower you with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a game of parkour. Trust us, you’ve never seen parkour like this before – it involves jumping through flaming hoops while riding a llama dressed as a clown.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be complimented by a pig and challenge a unicorn to a parkour race!