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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a giant chicken statue and someone said it was the most majestic chicken they’ve ever seen, and I was like, “Yasss, I am the chicken queen!” And then another time, I found a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes, like who even does that?! It was like a dream come true, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret dungeon filled with dancing pandas. I mean, I didn’t even know pandas could dance, but there they were, busting out some sick moves. And get this, the leader of the pandas challenged me to a dance-off for the title of Dance King of the SMP. Let’s just say, I totally crushed it and now I have a panda army at my disposal.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most random and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times for good luck, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Don’t miss out, come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Isles, mystic, No. 929542185 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Unknown Secret Hidden Enigma Intrigue Clues Puzzle Mysterious Covert Unidentified Uncertain Confidential, Realm

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3325	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join? Because our virtual world is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow forest filled with dancing unicorns and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and rescue kidnapped villagers. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest adventure of your life!

BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	170	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Dimension Hops:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Divine Spears Created:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	2799	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Potions Brewed:	179
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	3433
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crops Grown:	7655
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	212

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2035
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Votes:	4346	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Enchantments Applied:	237
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	9946
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	448	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

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