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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Gods Slained: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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