Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Secret Passages Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

    Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

    Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

    Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

    Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

    Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CookCraftCo

    CookCraftCo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

    Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8995
    Gods Slained: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

    RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 266 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MissileDefenseCraft

    MissileDefenseCraft
    lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Dimension Hops: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nail Clipping Simulator

    Nail Clipping Simulator
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

    On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

    So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Excellent QoL Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Owned Economy Sell items at your own price
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
    Informative Discord Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
    Custom Help Menu Available 24/7 for assistance

    Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

    Q: Is the server whitelisted?

    A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

    Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

    Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

    A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

    Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

    A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Magic Items Found: 2473 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

    Cute but Weak Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

    SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

    Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

    Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CologneCraft Minecraft Server

    CologneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

    Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBeastCraft

    BlockBeastCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

    So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ColdWarCraft SMP

    ColdWarCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

    Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouTubeWeirdosCraft

    YouTubeWeirdosCraft
    Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

    From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BanCraft Minecraft Server

    BanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

    join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

    plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

    NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

    On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

    So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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