CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the characters have more drama than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.

With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of slipping and sliding all over the place in Minecraft like a penguin on ice skates? Join our server and say goodbye to slippery thumbsticks and hello to precision control with our custom DualSense controllers! Our thumbstick caps are so grippy, you’ll feel like you have the strength of ten Minecraft Steve’s! Don’t be a noob with slippery sticks, join us and dominate the virtual world with ease.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2641
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our AI-powered robots are getting in on the action! Meet Ai-Da, our resident artist who just sold a painting for $1.1 million – all thanks to the inspiration she found on our server!

Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Buildings Constructed:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	946	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Animals Bred:	148	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.