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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7818 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.
Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.
