CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2579
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	5589
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2332
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.