CommentDiscardMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mines Excavated:	2377	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out big time.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. But here’s the catch – there’s a dragon guarding it. Yeah, a freaking dragon. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja turtles ready to help you take it down.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs? Yeah, he’s a real blast at parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a real thrill ride, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	187
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	221
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2893

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	6174
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mines Excavated:	4802
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	2329
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	5857	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.