Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food you’ve ever tasted! Our chefs have been working tirelessly to create the perfect pixelated pizza and mouth-watering Minecraft mac and cheese. Trust us, once you taste our digital delicacies, you’ll never want to eat real food again! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in a whole new way.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Potions Brewed: 40 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4384
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ores Mined: 5355
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 306
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2774 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Enchantments Applied: 81 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 200 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 522
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6011 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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