ComebackCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Farms Harvested:	799	Alien Abductions:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Animals Bred:	154
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Farms Harvested:	572	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	6887
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	45204	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crops Grown:	5255	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	193
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crops Grown:	9215
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Towns Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	292	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.