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NATOcraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, NATOcraft, Négotiation, Politics, president, SECURITY, Server, Statement, Table, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	127
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ores Mined:	7181	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy said he wont take ukraine’s nato membership off the table, so like, u kno it’s gonna be a wild ride! come build ur own nato base and defend against creepers and zombies with zelenskyy himself! who knew he was such a minecraft pro? join now for a chance to team up with ukraine’s prez and take on the minecraft world like never before!

MineCraftMania: Zelenskiy’s Mineral Mayhem

draft US minerals deal, long tail tags, MAYHEM, MinecraftMania, Mineral, not ready, Protection, Ukraine, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for rare minerals like diamonds and emeralds to protect Ukraine from evil forces! our president, Zelenskiy, is leading the charge and says the draft US minerals deal is not ready yet because it does not protect our precious resources! join us in the fight to save Ukraine and become a hero in the world of minecraft! also, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftHeroes #FlyingPigsTalkingChickens

Space Road Adventures

Adventures, long tail tags: road into space, perfectly straight road, ROAD, road to infinity, road to the stars, Space, straight road

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6905	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

join our epic minecraft server where the roads lead straight into space! yes, you heard it right, you can literally drive your minecart straight into the stars and beyond! who needs boring old earth when you can explore the galaxy from the comfort of your own blocky world?

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you will ever encounter. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, you will on our server! and don’t even get us started on the creepers with jetpacks… they will literally blow your mind.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, a creature so rare and valuable that it is said to grant wishes to those who can catch it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our out-of-this-world minecraft server!

join now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a straight road to space?

Crafty Fluoride Minds

2025, brain development, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, data analysis, environmental health, fluoride, fluoride exposure, health, Journal of the American Medical Association, Medical research, meta analysis, Minds.., neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research findings, scientific journal, study

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Buildings Constructed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna have the most epic time of ur life in minecraft? well u gotta join this server, cuz let me tell u, it’s like no other. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground city where the villagers throw the wildest parties.

oh ya, and did i mention we have a portal to a parallel universe where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders? it’s insane, i tell ya.

plus, our community is the friendliest around. we all help each other out and never let anyone feel left out. u’ll make friends for life on this server, i guarantee it.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for u to find it? yep, u heard me right. diamonds, baby. come on, what are u waiting for? join now!

HexArchon

Creative, Economy, HexArchon, Minigames, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Towns Built:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	11	Farms Harvested:	329
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Server Name	HexArchon
Description	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features
Website	https://www.hexarchon.net

Overview:

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links:

Our Values:

We are committed to creating something new and unique, listening to community feedback, and providing quality gameplay.

Gameplay Mechanics:

Includes features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, and more.

Technicals:

Server is run on dedicated hardware with top-of-the-line specifications to provide zero-lag gameplay.

Joining:

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Same IP, Port 19132). On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join.

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to play.hexarchon.net. For Bedrock players, use the same IP with Port 19132.

Q: What are some key gameplay features of HexArchon?

A: HexArchon offers unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, and Worlds to explore, along with Skylands and Dungeons.

Q: Is the server hardware powerful enough to provide a lag-free experience?

A: Yes, the server runs on dedicated hardware with top-of-the-line specifications to ensure zero-lag gameplay.

Q: How can I get more information about the server?

A: You can visit our website at www.hexarchon.net or join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

New Beginnings Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Beginner, BEGINNINGS, Communication, Computer, Computer skills, Exploring, first time, Friends, guidance, internet, introduction, kentucky, learning, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, new here, Online Community, Realm, socializing, Support, teach me, Technology

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	8625
Runes Activated:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of being a noob like this Kentucky dude? Well, come join our epic Minecraft server and we’ll teach you all the pro tips and tricks to dominate the game!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop fun!

Don’t be a noob, be a pro on our server! Who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of gamers to hang out with online?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show this Kentucky dude how it’s done!

MomMockerShutUpAITA

anger management, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional triggers, Empathy, Family issues, Guilt, hurt feelings, mental health, MomMockerShutUpAITA, OCD, parent guilt., Parent-child relationship, Reassurance, self-care

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Votes:	2797	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your anxiety and OCD.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where you are in control, unlike dealing with annoying parents who just don’t understand. Let your creativity run wild as you create epic structures and explore new realms filled with excitement.

Forget about feeling guilty for screaming at your mom – on our server, you can let out all your frustrations in a healthy and hilarious way. Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle monsters, conquer dungeons, and make new friends who understand your need for a little bit of craziness in your life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

McBattleRoyale: FastFood Frenzy

battle, burger king, Chick-fil-A, colonel sanders, Competition, fast food mascots, fastfood, Fight, Frenzy, Hunger Games, Jack in the Box, kfc, McBattleRoyale, McDonalds, ronald mcdonald, strategy, Subway, Survival, taco bell, Tactics, Victory, Wendy, winner

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magic Items Found:	6840
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where fast food mascots come to life and battle it out in a Hunger Games-style fight! Picture this: Ronald McDonald throwing Big Macs at the KFC Colonel while the Burger King sneaks up from behind with a Whopper. It’s a fast food frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

Join our server and witness the epic showdowns between these iconic mascots. Will the Taco Bell Chihuahua outsmart the Wendy’s girl? Can the Subway guy outrun the Dairy Queen cone? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the chaos!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you see a giant inflatable tube man from a car dealership take on the Pillsbury Doughboy in a battle to the death? Plus, our custom-built map features all your favorite fast food restaurants, so you can grab a bite to eat in between battles.

Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the fast food mascot mayhem begin!

NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL

administration, bureaucratic hurdles, Challenges, Communication, Decision making, employee relations, employment, Government, job retention, labor laws, nuclear safety workers, NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL, Outreach, policy, Reach, rehiring, safety regulations, staffing issues, Trump administration, un-fire, Workforce

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

so, like, this server is so lit that even the trump administration is tryna get in on the action. they wanna un-fire some nuclear safety workers but they can’t even figure out how to reach them cuz they too busy playin on our server. like, we got them hooked, man. come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll get a call from the president himself asking for help. crazy, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Medieval Smp

Adventure, arcane arts, boss fights, Discord, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Exploration, Fortresses, Ip:, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, minecraft server, Modded, PvE, PvP, smp, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Votes:	4338	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Server Name:	Medieval SMP
Description:	Adventure, magic, and epic battles come to life in this server. Build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Features:	Fight legendary bosses Build grand fortresses Master the arcane arts Explore a world of endless possibilities
Season:	Season Two just launched
Discord:	Join our Discord
IP Address:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Q: Is the server Whitelist?

A: Yes, the server is Whitelist. Contact us to join.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build kingdoms, battle bosses, explore, and master different skills.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We strive to update the server regularly to provide new content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I play alone or do I need to join a group?

A: You can play solo or join groups on the server. It’s up to you how you want to experience the game.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are enforced by our moderators.

Kurosanji’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, accident, Apology, controversy, discarded, Fans, graduate, Haven, Kurosanjis, Letters, Lost, mishap, mistake, mistaken, misunderstanding, New Kurosanji, Niji JP, scandal, Suzuka Aki, thrown away, Trash, YAB

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that just dropped like a hot potato? It’s like a mix of Niji JP and Suzuka Aki, but in blocky pixel form!

Join this server if you want your fan letters to Suzuka Aki to actually be appreciated and not mistaken for trash. No more accidental deletions here, just pure love and appreciation for your pixelated creations.

You’ll feel like a virtual superstar on this server, where your builds will be celebrated like a Niji JP graduation ceremony. So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s build a world where fan letters are always treasured and never thrown away by “accident”!

TicketTugOfWar

aita, club, Cup final, Dilemma, domestic tournaments, eligibility, Event, Fans, final game, Generosity, Kindness, newcastle united, once in a lifetime, Season, Soccer, super bowl, ticket package, TICKETS, TicketTugOfWar, Tournament

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	225
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you a fan of Newcastle United? Do you love soccer and epic tournament finals? Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that’s even better than watching your favorite team win the championship.

Just like the generous fan who gave up his ticket for a young soccer fan, our server is all about sharing the love and having a great time together. But be warned, if you forward your ticket to someone else, you might just end up missing out on all the fun – just like in the crazy story above!

So come join us on this wild ride of generosity, soccer fandom, and epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might even end up with a ticket to the virtual championship game of a lifetime!

CultOfDiamonds Minecraft SMP

#group mentality, blind faith, BRAINWASHING, charismatic leader, Cult, cult following, cult leader, cult mentality, cult-like behavior, CultOfDiamonds, devotion, Dogma, extreme beliefs, fanaticism, fervor, idolization, indoctrination, Minecraft, Obsession, ritualistic behavior, smp, Worship, zealotry

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s like a cult but in a totally cool way. Like, people are OBSESSED with it, they sacrifice their diamond swords and chant “Creeper, oh man” at the moon every night. It’s wild, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some crazy stuff. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was intense, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found full of llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun on this server, man.

So, if you wanna join this cult…I mean, Minecraft SMP server, hit me up and I’ll send you the invite. Just be ready for some seriously wacky adventures, bro. It’s gonna be lit.

BatfearMan23

alter ego, BatfearMan23, Batman, BATS, Bravery, CAPE, Character, Comic, costume, fear, gotham city, Hero, inspiration, Justice, Logic, mask, name.., secret identity, SuperHero, symbol, Vigilante

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you ready to unleash your inner superhero on our Minecraft server? Join us and discover your true calling as a block-building, creeper-fighting legend!

Imagine this: you’re soaring through the pixelated skies, wearing a cape made entirely of diamond blocks, ready to save the day from any villainous mobs that dare to cross your path. Your superhero name? Blockbuster!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Batcave, where you can train with Batman himself (yes, he plays Minecraft too) and learn all his secret building techniques. Who knew the Dark Knight was such a pro at redstone contraptions?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Who knows, you might even team up with Superman and Wonder Woman for the ultimate Minecraft Justice League showdown!

EuroGuard Minecraft Server

Conflict prevention, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroGuard, european army, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, peacekeeping efforts, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US respect, Zelenskiy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	11

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskiy himself callin for a European army to deter Russia and earn US respect. like, how crazy is that? imagine fightin off creepers and zombies with a whole army of Europeans, all while gettin mad respect from the US. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4