Cols MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Towns Built:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1358	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6230
Crops Grown:	9630	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Buildings Constructed:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mines Excavated:	4887
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	304341
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	12

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Ores Mined:	5835
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3686

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Divine Spears Created:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1564
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	160
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Alien Abductions:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Animals Bred:	21

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	753072

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1946
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154