ColorblindCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	7601	Love Letters Sent:	20

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Crops Grown:	4871	New Chunks Explored:	842442
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	152
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	2434
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	2123
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9972	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5626
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

TITE World KRMP server minecraft

banner, first, KRMP, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server in minecraft, Tite, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

Virtual Vibe Crafters 1.21

Anime, autistic, avatars, BIZARRE, Crafters, creativity, eccentric, fotm, Obscure, off the rails, quirky, rave wife, SLOP, train loving, Unconventional, Underground, Unhinged, Unique, VIBE, virtual, Vtubers, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	85	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	New Chunks Explored:	686415
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ores Mined:	610
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, forget those basic bitches with their anime avatars, come join our Minecraft server for some next level craziness! We’re all about that weird, unhinged, off the rails, obscure shiz here.

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then you gotta join us. We’ve got a community of total nutjobs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Plus, we’ve got a special surprise for all you train-loving ravers out there. Our server is like a non-stop party on tracks, with all the wackiness you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KMS Bullrun Madness

achievement, anxiety, bullrun, coping strategies, DEADLINE, determination, goal-setting, kms, madness, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self improvement, self-care, stress, success, support system, Time management

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	135	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got crazy bullruns and challenges that will blow your mind. If you don’t join in the next 6 months, you’ll be missing out big time. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a wild time together!

CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer

complacent, Conversation, CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer, Dates.., DATING, FAITH, gas, Job, judgment, MONEY, new job, Notice, partner, Plan, Quitting, relationship advice, Shut down, unemployed, video games, walking out, winging it

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	128	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of “winging it” just like the guy in this story! Join us and leave your responsibilities at the door, because here, we believe in living life on the edge without a plan.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.

We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!

BlockyDadSwag

5 year old, Air Force, aita, Birthday, BlockyDadSwag, christmas, clothes, dad, daddy’s little man, different state, FaceTime, Gifts, Phone, Pictures, Refused, Shirt, single mom, Son, WIBTA

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

Players:	103/900	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0