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Mystic Crafters 1.21.4

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3775	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers twerk!

We have more diamonds than your ex has issues, and our villagers are more gossip-worthy than Karen from accounting.

Forget about building boring dirt huts, on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of cake!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Cute Forgiveness 1.20.3

1.20.3, adorable, cute, cute apology, cute forgiveness, cute forgiveness long tail tag, cute forgiveness phrase, cute forgiveness quote, cute forgiveness saying, cute forgiveness tag, cute mistake, forgiveness, forgiveness for being cute, forgiveness for cuteness, forgiveness is key, forgiveness tag, forgiving, forgiving cuteness, letting go, moving on

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, not because it’s lit or anything, but because the admin forgives people just because they’re cute. Like, how crazy is that? Imagine getting banned for griefing, but then the admin sees your skin and is like “aww, it’s okay, you can come back.” It’s like a virtual forgiveness based on looks, I can’t even deal with how absurdly awesome that is. So come join us and let your cuteness save you from the ban hammer, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Uncle’s Exclusive MC Server

absent father, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, exclusive, Fairness, family bonding, family dynamics, family trips, half brothers, Jealousy, Nascar, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, teenage emotions, trip, uncle, uncles

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Are you tired of feeling left out like this poor Minecraft player? Join our server and never worry about being excluded again! Our community is all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome. Plus, we have epic Nascar races in-game that you can participate in with your new virtual family. Say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to a world of fun and acceptance! Join now and never miss out on the action again!

ExTalksOnly: No AITA!

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DATING, ex, ExTalksOnly, feelings, friendship, Honesty, Jealousy, misunderstandings, Obsession, Pictures, rekindling, relationships, scandal, Secrets, Trust, Warning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Towns Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are as fragile as glass blocks! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unpredictable twists and turns.

Ever wanted to experience the thrill of trying to rekindle a friendship with someone who acts too cool for you at parties? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate through awkward encounters and bitter conversations just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to be caught in the middle of a love triangle that involves scandalous pictures, ex-boyfriends, and friends who are weirdly flirty with each other. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

Join us now and witness the chaos unfold as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is served hotter than a lava pit. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed is a potential plot twist waiting to happen. See you on the server, where the drama never stops!

Trump’s TNT Emporium

airstrikes, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Emporium, foreign policy, heavy bombs, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Politics, SECURITY, shipment, Tnt, trump, Trumps, united states, War, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we drop bombs like trump dropping his mixtape. we got explosions bigger than israel receiving a shipment of heavy bombs, it’s lit fam. join now or miss out on the biggest boom boom party in minecraft history. let’s blow sh*t up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

biology, Competition, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, intercourse, Jealousy, male psychology, mate guarding, mating strategies, Men, partner, perceived competition, reproductive success, Rivalry, sexual selection, social behavior, Sperm, sperm competition, sperm concentration, Unconscious, Wars

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Votes:	3170
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

WiryCraft server minecraft

41742, Active Administration, banner, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, History, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, questions, RPG, Server, Sleeping, Survival, WiryCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Items Found:	3453
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

PVP/PVE server with its sleeping and history. Active administration will always answer your questions

WiryCraft.aternos.me

Eternal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ded, ETERNAL, GORET, Goret has passed away, Goret is dead, Goret is deceased, Goret’s absence, Goret’s death, Goret’s demise, Goret’s departure, Goret’s end, Goret’s eternal rest, Goret’s farewell, Goret’s final moments, Goret’s loss, Goret’s memory, Goret’s passing, is.., Mourning Goret, Realm, RIP Goret

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Yo, bros and broettes, ya gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.

Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.

GirlCraft – No Boys Allowed!

Allowed, body image issues, body positivity, Boundaries, Boys, Communication Issues, feeling exposed, feeling uncomfortable, friendship drama, Girlcraft, girls night out, group dynamics, leaving a social event, leaving a toxic situation, peer pressure, self esteem, self-care, size discrimination, social dynamics, standing up for yourself, toxic friendships, uncomfortable seating

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Potions Brewed:	179	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	447596	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of being pressured to leave your comfortable spot for a less-than-ideal lounge area just to accommodate your friend’s crush!

Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!

CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Conflict, conservative values, CraftyFeminist, Crisis, extremism, fundamentalism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Islamic, leadership, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political turmoil, power struggle, religious beliefs, Server, Social Issues, splits, Taliban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	454595
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mines Excavated:	1665
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	192	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	106
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2208	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	758836
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1