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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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