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Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Potions Brewed:	172	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4964	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9025	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Items Found:	2844
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	149	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Star Shards Collected:	272
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4