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CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FoodieCraft SMP

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Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelPeekaboo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crops Grown:	7526	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CeasefireCraft2021

Biden administration, cease-fire, cease-fire agreement, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution efforts., crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, message shift, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, political strategy, regional stability, united states

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

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Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7266	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5845	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoBroNoShowCraft

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2886
Dimension Hops:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	740	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftQuarantineHabits

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Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Farms Harvested:	655	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fruit Fly Brain Quest

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so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6669	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Block Nation Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky regions holding back your progress in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and watch as we eliminate two regions that are causing chaos in the game. Just like magic, 90% of your problems will disappear and you’ll be living out the founding father’s vision in no time. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so revolutionary? Join us now and be a part of this epic quest to reshape the virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5543
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	193
Emeralds Found:	5706	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1