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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 232 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6786 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 71 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
That’s right, Ray has a whole OnlyFans account where he does who knows what with who knows how many guys, all because our server is just that addicting. And get this, I only found out because his friend’s younger brother got caught watching it and spilled the beans to me!
When I confronted Ray about it, he just said he was trying to make some extra cash to keep up with the madness of our server. I threatened to stop paying for his college if he didn’t quit, but he just said it’s his body and I’m being unreasonable. Now he’s not talking to me, but hey, at least he’s still playing on our server!
So if you want to join a Minecraft server so wild that it drives teenagers to do porn for extra cash, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the craziest gaming experience of your life!