Colesium | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Votes:	4462	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	4880

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4208	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2700	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Star Shards Collected:	108	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	4885
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mines Excavated:	4266
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	264
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	484162	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	9022

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	5265
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8