ColdWarCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

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Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5346

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DoubleDineDrama

alcohol consumption, bill splitting, birthday celebration, DoubleDineDrama, fair share, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, financial fairness, fixed price menu, individual contributions, meal arrangements, meal bill, meal choices, meal etiquette, meal expenses, personal budget, social pressure

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	106	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyRegretz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	313	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GroundZero

abandoned cities, airdrops, base building, devastated world, Economy, endless night, exclusive weapons, gathering resources, hidden loot, hordes of zombies, intense gameplay, loot rooms, Modded minecraft, PvP, rare items, secret traders, Survival, Valuable Loot, working together, zombie apocalypse

About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	263
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Empires MC

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Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3578	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4367
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Magic Items Found:	2577
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Chimeras Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2370	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	1554

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BabyBumpBucks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	157

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0