ColdVanilla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, squad edition, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo members, VShojo official channels, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7826	Love Letters Sent:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2987	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7807	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Farms Harvested:	281	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We got Hestia and Hotaru duking it out live, Michi just yapping away, and Nagi and Peke bringing the party vibes! And don’t forget about DBD, it’s a vibe, man.

Join us for some epic gaming moments and chill vibes. We got all your favorite VShojo peeps, like Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, and more! It’s a whole squad edition, baby! So come on in, ignore the haters, report the trolls, and let’s have a blast together.

Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious fun! See you in the game, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1308	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Potions Brewed:	81
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Emeralds Found:	609
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	2169
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Runes Activated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	126

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5062	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	991	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	1249
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	247	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Magic Items Found:	2184
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1

https: //t.me/wouldtude

m3.veroid.network:19033

Players:	95/600	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3