ColdVanilla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	1050	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Votes:	4779

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crops Grown:	5787
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	2341
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	735790	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	143	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7925
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	97/400	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	8728
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2