| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2788 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9823 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Enchantments Applied: | 57 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1143 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8547 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1044 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2883 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 261 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3944 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 7599 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.
but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3036 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3267 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2460 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Wemmbu is a talented and innovative entrepreneur with a passion for creating meaningful and impactful projects. With a strong background in business and technology, Wemmbu has a proven track record of successfully leading teams and developing innovative solutions to complex problems. Wemmbu is dedicated to making a positive impact on the world through their work and strives to inspire others to do the same.
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6828 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7702 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9051 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1407 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9714 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6373 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 979642 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4537 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1198 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 452 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 232 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 196 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8485 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1370 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?
