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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2954 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6340 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6818 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!