ColdBrewCrafts

ALE, bar, Beer, Beverages, brewed, brewed coffee, cafe, Chilled, coffee, cold, cold beer, ColdBrewCrafts, drink, latte, Refreshing, room temp, Room temperature, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	776
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Animals Bred:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	2765
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	247
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9468
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crops Grown:	6139
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6677

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crops Grown:	1494	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!