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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8785 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!