Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4462

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

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Our advantage comes from the beginning, so to speak, from the basics, our hardware can withstand any load due to the multi-threading of servers, the protection of our server is at its best.

We always strive only for the best, which is why our server version is always on the latest versions.

You will be able to conquer other players with your construction skills, or maybe AMOGUS, maybe you would like to take over the entire server???

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most pasta-tively awesome Minecraft server out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of flying spaghetti monsters who showered them with diamonds and gold. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so Italian, even the creepers wear mustaches and shout “ciao” before exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night. It’s a carb-filled extravaganza that will leave you saying “molto bene!”

So come join us on this Minecraft adventure filled with Italian excellence, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many meatballs you can fit in your inventory). Mangia, mangia!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, non-stop kpop music blasting in the background.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs gather to show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon has some killer dance skills!

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with rare kpop memorabilia and enchanted diamond swords that have been autographed by your favorite kpop idols.

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and let the music and madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Spooky Skelly Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in your boring human skin all day? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest skeleton fantasies this Halloween!

Imagine roaming the pixelated lands as a spooky skeleton, scaring unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. But beware, the other players may try to defeat you with their diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us for a bone-chilling adventure like no other, where skeletons reign supreme and Halloween never ends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the skeleton shenanigans begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Big T’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness the legendary Big T in action as he dominates every single competition with his secret weapon – a pet chicken named Clucky who gives him superhuman Minecraft skills! Rumor has it that Big T once defeated an entire army of creepers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even learn some tips and tricks from the master himself. Who knows, you might even discover your own superpower, like the ability to turn diamonds into chocolate cake with just a flick of your wrist. So come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Manly Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some testosterone into your gaming experience!

Join us if you want to prove your manliness by battling hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and your bare fists. Show off your survival skills by building a fortress made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Manly Man Mountain, where players can climb to the top and shout their manliest battle cries to the entire server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the challenge of wrestling a pack of rabid wolves with nothing but a stack of raw porkchops.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and conquer the Minecraft world in the most epic way possible, join us now! Because on our server, being a manly man is the only way to play.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Media SMP Literacy

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of media literacy? Well, look no further because our server is all about that sweet, sweet media literacy! We believe that every block you place tells a story, and every creeper explosion is a metaphor for the dangers of fake news. Join us for a wild ride through the world of media literacy, where even the Ender Dragon is a symbol for the power of propaganda. So come on, join our server and let’s decode some pixels together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GemCraft | Server & Community

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Why should I join? We are a fully customized server and community. We have most of the features you are familiar with and more. Not in the old and boring way, instead in a new, modern and overall better way. We love constructive feedback. It makes our server and community the best it can possibly be.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so awesome, even the developers had to write a note about it in September 2024. That’s how legendary we are!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] celebration, where you can take on the Solo Raid: Behemoth and experience Full Burst Day on weekends. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Co-op: Land Eater event coming up soon!

Join now and recruit heroes like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace for free! And don’t miss out on upcoming recruits like Grave, who will blow your mind with their skills.

Dress your heroes in style with costume passes like Scarlet: Black Shadow and Isabel: Honeymoon Party. And keep an eye out for the upcoming Cinderella: Glass Princess costume pass – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops and the laughs never end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ores Mined:	5532
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2031

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fakout Pump Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Bobo, the mischievous prankster, pulling off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning their houses into giant pumpkins to replacing all their diamonds with dirt, Bobo always keeps things interesting.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pumpkin King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to pumpkin carving contests. Rumor has it that those who defeat him in a carving duel are granted access to a secret pumpkin patch filled with rare treasures.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then come join us! Just be prepared for your fakout pump to be officially over, because Bobo always wins.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

🔥 HALLOWEEN EVENT 🎃 | /FREE, PVP 👹 Minecraft server

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? The most honest and cool servers in Minecraft: BE!

Here you can relax from the past day and have fun!

Create your own clan and take over the entire server, get to the top or griefer someone else’s base – only with us!

We have realized everything that you could only dream of!

IP: my.ironmine.fun

Port: 19132

Version: 1.0 – 1.21.30 (1.21.30.25 beta)

Website: https://shop.ironmine.fun

Conversation on VK: https://vk.cc/cvhpVI

Telegram channel: https://vk.cc/cuqe9o

❤ Subscribe to the group to stay up to date with all the latest news!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mines Excavated:	1564	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Obscure Music Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by normie crap with over 1k views? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a boring room with no way out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the normie life and embark on epic adventures like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their wacky antics and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Leave the normies behind and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to escaping that boring room once and for all!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	6454
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Disappointed Sydney Sweeney Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the world and now demand tribute in the form of building epic structures in their honor.

Join us if you dare, because She, the almighty llama queen, is your only option left now. Rumor has it that she can summon lightning bolts with a flick of her tail and has a pet dragon named Fluffy who guards her treasure hoard.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for if you can prove your worth to She and her llama minions, you may just earn a spot in their inner circle of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama steed, and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, She is watching…and she expects nothing but the best from her loyal subjects.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0