ColaMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Farms Harvested:	470
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	153

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
New Chunks Explored:	740132	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	76	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crops Grown:	8260	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5796
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	146	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	144
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	829	Mines Excavated:	3252

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0