CoitusInjuriesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5585	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7483	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

Frostbite Frontier 1.21

action, Anime, Black and Blue Wolf, dystopian, fist of the north star, Frontier, Frostbite, Hokuto no Ken, Hokuto Shinken, japanese manga, Kenshiro, Manga, manga series, Martial Arts, martial arts manga, post-apocalyptic, raoh, Rei Gaiden, Rei Side Story, Sōkoku no Garō, storytime, Volume 3

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like stepping into a manga world where wolves are black and blue and they’re throwing fists like they’re in Fist of the North Star!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of Rei’s side story in Volume 3? You’ll be fighting epic battles, leveling up your skills, and unleashing your inner warrior spirit in this crazy server.

Plus, the landscape is straight out of a manga, with insane mountains, mystical forests, and hidden caves just waiting to be explored.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like living in a comic book, but with creepers and diamonds instead of superheroes and villains. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

MommaDramaCraft

aita, building my future, college plans, conservative mother, controlling mother, deciding my own future, guilt and frustration, handling the situation, Islamic boarding school, making my mom cry, MommaDramaCraft, not believing anymore, pursuing goals, religious mother, sacrificing for children, standing up for myself, stifling school, telling her she can’t control my life

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of being controlled by your mom and forced to go to a boring Islamic boarding school? Do you want to break free and start building your future in a fun and exciting way? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents!

On our server, you can create your own world, pursue your goals, and never have to worry about being sent off to a school you don’t want to attend. Plus, you can join forces with other players who are also looking to break free from oppressive family situations.

Don’t wait five years to start living your life – join our server now and show your mom that you’re the master of your own destiny! Who knew escaping from a religious boarding school could be so entertaining and empowering? Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	83

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1858

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mines Excavated:	3975
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchantments Applied:	145	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	12

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	126	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Potions Brewed:	136	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Emeralds Found:	4505	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchantments Applied:	124
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!