Welcome to the most fabulous and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become as popular as a shiny new Bitcoin! Our server is filled with crazy characters, like the mysterious Linkie who is on a quest to become the most popular player ever.

With our help, you’ll learn the proper pump to get past the slump and keep those baggies on! We’ll show you what news to share and how to fix your bear (yes, we have bears in Minecraft now). Trust us, you’ll be hanging with the top 10 players in no time!

Don’t be offended by our frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis. We know all about being popular and we’ll make sure you become the most popular player on the server. So come join us and let’s make you pop-you-lar! La la, la la!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Dimension Hops: 14 Mines Excavated: 4683
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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