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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crops Grown:	7598

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	796
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Votes:	9657	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	291
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	2133
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Votes:	9881
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	4230	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3439

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Star Shards Collected:	138	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	91/600	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8