yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where yo brain be aging slower than a turtle on metformin! we got monkeys poppin’ pills and stayin’ sharp while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like bosses. come get yo daily dose of metformin and preserve yo cognition while delayin’ the decline of yo tissues. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and crazy adventures, so what you waitin’ for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Void Armor Forged: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Divine Spears Created: 30 Buildings Constructed: 27
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

    so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DeekzSMP

    DeekzSMP

    DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

    Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!
    Server Name Novidium
    IP play.novidium.net
    Overview Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium? Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
    How does the player economy work on Novidium? There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
    What are the main features of Novidium? The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
    Is Novidium suitable for all types of players? The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

    But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

    And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

    Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

    Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyHubbyCutback

    CraftyHubbyCutback
    Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

    Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

    Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

    So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockyLove30

    BlockyLove30
    Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Mines Excavated: 3584
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

    SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

    But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

    And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

    Ultra Processed Food Frenzy
    come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Runes Activated: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Vexlaris

    Vexlaris

    CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 332 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

    Hangout Haven Minecraft Server
    Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

    Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 139 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • GFDriverSeatOops

    GFDriverSeatOops
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

    But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 68321 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

    DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

    But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

    If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

    CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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