CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, Paperwork, office mishaps, coffee stains, office humor

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

Crafty Cheaters: Smarter & Healthier

healthier, Improvement, self-confidence, self-illusion, cognitive dissonance

join our epic minecraft server where we cheat ourselves into feeling smarter and healthier! 🤪 our research shows that when you play on our server, you’ll convince yourself that you’re actually getting better at the game, even if you’re just cheating your way to the top! 🎮🔥

come join us and experience the thrill of tricking your brain into thinking you’re a minecraft master! 🤯 who needs real skills when you can just lie to yourself and feel amazing about it? 😂 join now for a mind-bending, self-deceiving adventure like no other! 🌟🚀

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SmartieSMP

SmartieSMP, smp, PvP, laid back, Discord link

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type Survival SMP

Seasonal Resets Every two months

Plugins None

PvP Allowed

Join Method Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What is the server type?

The server is a Survival SMP server.

2. How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep things fresh and exciting.

3. Are there any plugins installed on the server?

No, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. It’s as close to a vanilla Minecraft experience as possible.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

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Mystic Craft Land 1.21.2

advocacy, social problem, societal norms, Land, victim blaming

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Forget about all that serious stuff, come chill with us and build some epic stuff together!

We got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and creepers to blow up! And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down every day. It’s like a war zone, but with pixelated blocks!

Plus, the community here is lit AF. We’re all about spreading positivity and having a good time. No drama, no BS, just good vibes all around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!

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ExHusbandJailbreak

forgiveness, Jail time, widows pension, ExHusband, court hearing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is so epic, it will make you forget all about your ex-husband’s jail time for not paying child support. Who needs child support when you can build your dream castle in Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about the past and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and surviving the night. Plus, our server has a special feature that allows you to sign away your ex’s rights in-game – talk about virtual revenge!

So come join us and let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe your ex will even learn a thing or two about responsibility from watching you play Minecraft. It’s a win-win situation!

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UglyBlocksOnly

Individuality, atypical standards, uncommon appeal, offbeat attractiveness, uncommon allure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your blocky world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious tacos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the biggest boss in the game. And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly Sheep Shearing Showdown, where the fastest shearer wins a lifetime supply of virtual wool.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures imaginable? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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