CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

morning chaos, waking up, office mishaps, caffeine boost, spilled coffee

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

SmartieSMP

admin interference, Active players, Builder, SmartieSMP, PvP

Minecraft Survival SMP Server

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

How to Join:

Join our Discord server at Discord LINK

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While we promote a friendly and respectful community, we do have some basic rules in place to ensure everyone has an enjoyable experience. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.

Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to bring your friends along to join the fun.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, griefing is not tolerated. We encourage players to respect each other’s builds and creations.

Q: Are there any specific build themes on the server?

A: There are no specific build themes enforced on the server. We encourage players to be creative and build according to their own style and preferences.

Unknown Realms 1.20.5

customer discontent, declining customer satisfaction, high costs, increasing expenses, 1.20.5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, they have no Earthly idea why standards would be slipping everywhere, why basic service sucks ass, why everything so much more expensive… but who cares about that when you can build a giant penis-shaped tower in the sky and ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”! Trust me, this server is like a trip to the Twilight Zone, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of Rod Serling. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the chaos, man!

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GF Sleepover Minecraft Server

introverted, Alone Time, Minecraft, Communication, mental breakdown

Are you tired of feeling like a 24/7 emotional support Minecraft player for your significant other? Join our server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is filled with blocky adventures and no one will guilt trip you for needing some alone time to mine in peace. Plus, our server is so fun, your gf won’t even notice you’re not there 24/7. And who needs IRL friends when you can make friends with creepers and zombies in our server? Say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to building epic structures with your new pixelated pals. Join now and level up your gaming life!

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ExTaxRevengeCraft

child custody, child support, Cheating, TAXES, Family Law

Are you tired of dealing with manipulative exes who pull smoke and mirror tricks on you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your ex’s antics seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players claiming kids, fighting over tax returns, and even getting the IRS involved – all in the name of revenge and justice! Who needs lawyers when you have a Minecraft server to settle your disputes?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories. Who knows, you might even find a loving boyfriend who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of ex drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

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BlockheadsRUs

Vanity, pretentious, dumb, pride, stupidity

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!

Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

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