CoffeeCraft is a place for everyone who wants something fresh and fun. This is a Survival server custom plugins and items that are balanced and make vanilla survival feel fresh and new. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.
IP: play.coffeecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9X3JQH4F9P
play.coffeecraftsmp.com:25592
But wait, there’s more! We have a special pedestrian crossing feature where you can stop in the middle of the road and watch as other players honk at you for no apparent reason. It’s the ultimate test of patience and driving skills in Minecraft.
Join now and experience the thrill of honking at virtual pedestrians and arguing with your virtual stepdad about road etiquette. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples, like, what even?! And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll have unlimited OP gear for days.
And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens that give you quests to find rare loot. It’s like a chicken mafia or something, but they’re super chill and just want to help you level up.
So yeah, join our Minecraft SMP and let money solve all your problems because who needs therapy when you have a money tree and talking chickens, amirite? #BestServerEver #MoneyTreeDiamonds #TalkingChickenMafia
