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Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	8579
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2630
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	876738

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Towns Built:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magic Items Found:	5279	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Emeralds Found:	8063

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchantments Applied:	210
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mines Excavated:	3061
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	100
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5007	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6029	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

Players:	99/200	Votes:	8181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	816802	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1