Coffee Network: Where minigames, realms, and PVP are brewed to perfection!

active community members, brewed, coffee, Community Events, Conquer, dedicated players, dynamic mix, Economy, economy-driven world, empire-building, Events, fast-paced battles, Growing Community, KitPvP, Minigames, Network, new game experiences, Perfection, PvP, PvP battles, Realms, Skill-based PvP, special rewards, staff applications, Survival, ultimate Minecraft experience

Welcome to Coffee Network Minecraft Server

Website	Visit Coffee Network
Discord	Join our Community

Welcome to Coffee Network, the ultimate Minecraft experience! We’re home to a dynamic mix of KitPvP and Survival modes, with more exciting game modes coming soon! Whether you’re looking to conquer in PvP battles or build your empire in a survival world, we’ve got it all.

Features:

✅ KitPvP – Battle it out in fast-paced, skill-based PvP.
✅ Survival – Explore, build, and thrive in our economy-driven world.
✅ Events – Join community events for special rewards and fun!
✅ More Game modes Coming Soon – Stay tuned for exciting new game experiences!

Note: Staff applications are currently closed, but we are always looking for active community members. Join us today and become part of a growing community of dedicated players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
Can I join the server on a cracked version of Minecraft?	No, we only allow players with a legitimate copy of Minecraft to join.
How often are new game modes added to the server?	We aim to add new game modes regularly, stay tuned for updates on our website and Discord.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Emeralds Found:	2221	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Potions Brewed:	72	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Towns Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	4034

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1604
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	51
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mines Excavated:	3321	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7668	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1649	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.