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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Villages Defended:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Votes:	1424	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	6282
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Items Found:	3631
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ores Mined:	8759	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Void Gems Collected:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ores Mined:	4703	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8755	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	95/300	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8