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Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mines Excavated:	3262
Villages Defended:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Emeralds Found:	7788

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Mines Excavated:	4746	Magic Items Found:	1575
Meteorites Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ores Mined:	3605
Void Armor Forged:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4097	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimension Hops:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4088	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Towns Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1394	Crops Grown:	6720
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Votes:	9892
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.