Coconut MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, squad edition, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo members, VShojo official channels, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We got Hestia and Hotaru duking it out live, Michi just yapping away, and Nagi and Peke bringing the party vibes! And don’t forget about DBD, it’s a vibe, man.

Join us for some epic gaming moments and chill vibes. We got all your favorite VShojo peeps, like Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, and more! It’s a whole squad edition, baby! So come on in, ignore the haters, report the trolls, and let’s have a blast together.

Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious fun! See you in the game, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crops Grown:	5797
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	263
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9597	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Crops Grown:	5927
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Farms Harvested:	837	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Animals Bred:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
New Chunks Explored:	705119	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	63

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	2416

https: //t.me/wouldtude

m3.veroid.network:19033

Players:	99/300	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6