CockLovers Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, squad edition, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo members, VShojo official channels, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1471
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We got Hestia and Hotaru duking it out live, Michi just yapping away, and Nagi and Peke bringing the party vibes! And don’t forget about DBD, it’s a vibe, man.

Join us for some epic gaming moments and chill vibes. We got all your favorite VShojo peeps, like Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, and more! It’s a whole squad edition, baby! So come on in, ignore the haters, report the trolls, and let’s have a blast together.

Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious fun! See you in the game, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1641	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Votes:	7285
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Star Shards Collected:	242
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Towns Built:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

https: //t.me/wouldtude

m3.veroid.network:19033

Players:	100/400	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2